1. When you have concluded you can turn it off
2. Never complains: Today I can not turn on because I have a headache
3. The computer can tell everything, you always listen
4. It can be programmed to obtain the desired response
5. It is never too tired to 'the thing'
6. When / If you return home at 3:00 in the morning the computer will not piss on where were you?
7. It does not take half of the bed and there steals the blankets
8. Do not eat unless not calculate CD and F. as food drives
9. Remember everything you want to remember and forget everything that you want to forget.
10. Never complains that you wear too little in
And vice versa ....
1. You do not need the password to "enter"
2. Do not switch off if the power fails => and not lose vs. data
3. The PC will be very difficult to sleep with you (but it also happens with some humans)
4. The upgrade and replacement (with humans) is substantially cheaper
5. The PC is not vs to ride. stupid jokes
6. We certainly will look bad if you come to the cinema with pc
7. It is not "nail" never => ergo no one ever says the face with blue error at adress 0FFF press CTRL + ALT + DEL
8. PCs can not do the back massages
9. On the PC you can not keep their feet warm cold for them
10. With your computer you can not have sex (Well, not really, but it is of your home. Security)
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